Go to bed at 7 am every morning and stay awake all night. When others wake up to take their morning walk, I take my morning walk and then sleep. Wear sunglasses at night. I don’t want to make eye contact with all and sundry. Paint the khaki war vehicle in a bright orange shade and drive it around town. Having one earing looped inside another earing.
Looks good, will be a trend soon, watch out. Move around with four bodyguards everywhere without any threat whatsoever. Mix some rasgulla with tandoori chicken. Try it, it tastes awesome! Watch creepy horror flicks all night long. Speak in Punjabi to complete firangis who can’t understand a word of it! Wear boots and teeka with a Pathani suit. Makes me look like a daku instead of a singer at my concerts! Not shave...Ever. Pour whiskey in mutton curry. Gives an amazing flavour. Feel happy when people say bad things about you, because it means you are more important to them than they are to you.
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